scott topic » funny http://scotttopic.com the right words... in time Thu, 22 Jul 2010 01:53:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Back Flip http://scotttopic.com/2010/02/09/back-flip/ http://scotttopic.com/2010/02/09/back-flip/#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:34:19 +0000 scott topic http://scotttopic.com/?p=336

this picture just makes me happy. in a face palm sort of way.

keep shooting for the stars my man.

]]> http://scotttopic.com/2010/02/09/back-flip/feed/ 0 The McGriddle http://scotttopic.com/2009/09/23/the-mcgriddle/ http://scotttopic.com/2009/09/23/the-mcgriddle/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:51:17 +0000 scott topic http://scotttopic.com/?p=250 If you’ve never heard of Tucker Max, I’d recommend you check out his website. The guy is a hilarious asshole with a lot of great stories to tell. I saw this conversation regarding McDonald’s there:

SlingBlade: “I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have yet to partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them to your local eater where whatever ghetto Bastard cook your McDonald’s has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously over-matched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? Why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait — they didn’t add … yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them…the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen.”

Tucker: “So you like them?”

SlingBlade: “If you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth.”

]]> http://scotttopic.com/2009/09/23/the-mcgriddle/feed/ 0 Fireworks to the Crotch http://scotttopic.com/2009/07/03/fireworks-to-the-crotch/ http://scotttopic.com/2009/07/03/fireworks-to-the-crotch/#comments Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:36:50 +0000 scott topic http://scotttopic.com/?p=204 Just in time for the Fourth of July is a video of a bright young man who had the genius idea to shoot a firework at his crotch. The explosion at the end is a nice touch!

I love how the dude is more worried about his car getting hit.

]]> http://scotttopic.com/2009/07/03/fireworks-to-the-crotch/feed/ 0 Zack Morris is Back! http://scotttopic.com/2009/06/09/zack-morris-is-back/ http://scotttopic.com/2009/06/09/zack-morris-is-back/#comments Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:47:54 +0000 scott topic http://scotttopic.com/?p=190 So usually I find the Jimmy Fallon show really um… unfunny. But he does have an epic quest to reunite the cast of Saved by the Bell, and that’s something I think we can all get behind. Check out the return of Zack Morris below.

]]> http://scotttopic.com/2009/06/09/zack-morris-is-back/feed/ 1 Insane Food Eating Girl http://scotttopic.com/2009/05/14/insane-food-eating-girl/ http://scotttopic.com/2009/05/14/insane-food-eating-girl/#comments Thu, 14 May 2009 23:28:16 +0000 scott topic http://scotttopic.com/?p=161 I don’t know much about this girl, but I do know one thing: she can eat a ridiculous amount of food and yet is a skinny little thing.  There’s not much more to say, you just have to see this girl for yourself.

Pizza:

Bananas:

Milk:

A whole cake:

Well done, my dear, well done.

]]> http://scotttopic.com/2009/05/14/insane-food-eating-girl/feed/ 3 Blow Kisses, Not Coke http://scotttopic.com/2009/05/04/blow-kisses-not-coke/ http://scotttopic.com/2009/05/04/blow-kisses-not-coke/#comments Mon, 04 May 2009 13:52:18 +0000 scott topic http://scotttopic.com/?p=119 While I do go out for a drink now and then, I am not into drugs nor do I find it attractive when people gloat on and on about drugs, or how completely shitfaced they got the other night or any of that. That being said, I do find this iPhone app mildly amusing. I am somewhat surprised Apple has let this one slide, seeing as though they’ve been pretty authoritarian in preventing questionable apps from making it onto their device.

The iSnort:

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Human Slip N Slide:

Don’t Ram the Boobs:

He’s a loser. But isn’t he also a winner?

]]> http://scotttopic.com/2009/04/27/japanese-game-shows/feed/ 0 all head sizes are beautiful http://scotttopic.com/2009/01/23/all-head-sizes-are-beautiful/ http://scotttopic.com/2009/01/23/all-head-sizes-are-beautiful/#comments Sat, 24 Jan 2009 04:12:45 +0000 scott topic http://scotttopic.com/?p=20 Ok this is just funny.

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